Last week Natalie and I went to the local Carmike theater to see Oceans 13—great movie, BTW—and couldn’t help but notice all of the great trailers for up and coming films. Looks like we’re going to have a busy summer and fall season, catching up with all the good movies as they come out. Among the films I’m pretty stoked about, are Ratatouille, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Evan Almighty, Stardust, The Bourne Ultimatum, along with a number of other films that escape my mind at the moment.
One preview had me intrigued, a film callled I Am Legend starring Will Smith. The film doesn’t show until December and seems awfully early to start hyping up a film if you ask me. But hey, it has Will Smith, is a film about the end of civilization as we know it, and involves a little heart-stopping action from what I gather. ‘Course, that also reminds me of another film of his.
So I looked into finding more information about I Am Legend, and it turns out it’s based on the book “I Am Legend”, a 1954 science fiction novel by Richard Matheson about the last man alive in Los Angeles, California; and the plot basically involves one man against a world full of blood-thirsty vampires.
The book takes place in the then-future of 1976–1979, and opens with the monotony and horror of the daily life of the protagonist, Robert Neville. Neville is apparently the only survivor of an apocalypse caused by a pandemic of a bacterium the symptoms of which are very similar to vampirism. He lives in a house fortified against nocturnal attacks by the roaming infected, and sallies forth by daylight to kill the sleeping vampires. Every day he also makes repairs to his house, boarding up windows, stringing and hanging garlic, and disposing of vampires’ corpses on his lawn.
[source: Wikipedia]
There’s one major problem that I have with this whole storyline—one normal human against a whole race of vampires in search for fresh blood—there’s only one guy left with fresh blood. How else is this race to survive without more victims to feed their thirst? In theory, anyway, that “vampire” race would all die off eventually from the lack of fresh blood.
I was hoping for something a little bit more compelling than yet-another-zombie-like-flick. But I guess you can’t expect Hollywood to come out with ideas of their own—it’s easier to use other people’s classic stories, authors that had imaginations of their own.
I think I’ll still go see “I Am Legend”, as I’m sure Will Smith will put on a great performance and there will probably be a storyline buried somewhere in the midst of the CG, scale models, and thriller sequences, but at this point my expectations aren’t that high.
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On a completely different note, can I tell you how stupid Carmike Cinema’s “digital projection” commercial is during the previews? It’s dumb on three levels:
- For starters the video quality of said commercial SUCKS! It looked like it was made by a low-grade 3CCD camera and had poor lighting and color, bad post production work, and junior-level CG text animation during the staged testimonials about how great digital is over film. [It is, don't get me wrong...but I think we all can tell the difference.]
- One of the staged testimonials compare the change from film projection to digital as going from records to mp3’s. That’s a poor comparison in two ways: 1) most audiophiles still prefer records and their pro-grade turntables to mp3’s, which takes quality audio and compresses it, whereby cutting the quality of the audio down exponentially; and 2) an MP3’s quality is dependent upon what bitrate you use (kbps). Even a somewhat scratchy LP will sound better than an mp3 encoded at 64 kbps. A proper comparison would have been “going from cassette tapes to CD’s”—you cannot refute that comparison.
- And finally, why the heck do they have to waste our time with a minute-long commercial about how digital projection is better, when they already have a 15-second bumper before the film starts, clearly showing that it’s a film shown in digital. Between all the previews and the god-forsaken commercials we have to put up with, why give us more needless crap to watch? Lets get on with the film already!
Wow…did I just rant that long about something stupid? I think I did. Take a hint Carmike…pull that dumb commercial off your preview sequence before your films. It isn’t helping matters. The quality of it sucks, it’s too long, and we’re already being told later on in another bumper clip that it’s a digital film.
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Ok. I’m done.
June 18, 2007, 7:40 am