So I don’t know what posessed me to do this, but I was checking my hotmail and for some reason clicked on “My MSN”. I thought to myself, uh, I don’t have my own MSN, and I’m pretty sure I don’t own one. So I clicked it to get a personalized portal—and glancing at my horoscope (which I don’t ever read) and something struck me as being really odd here. I think they’ve got my gender wrong—either that or they’re suggesting I give cross-dressing a try (along with breast implants):

Scarves are out, cleavage is in! Sensible shoes and practical clothes get the boot in favor of stiletto heels and sensuous fabrics. Your passion and sense of romance is at an all-time high, dear Aquarius, so you might as well take advantage of it for all it’s worth. You can expect to reap a tremendous payoff as a result of the extra efforts you have been making with your appearance.

Yeah, um, not gonna go out and spend 80 bucks on a pair of high heels and even more on “sensuous fabrics”. The last thing I want to do is make someone’s gaydar go off the charts.

August 28, 2005, 10:13 pm

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